"I’d marathon Lord of the Rings with you"
Chris Evans, impersonating Tom’s impression of Chris playing Loki, pretending to be Captain America vs Tom Hiddleston, impersonating Chris Evans, as Loki, pretending to be Captain America
TW; FAT SHAMING
The media isn’t corrupt you say?
The media doesn’t fat shame you say?
There’s no patriarchy you say?
I don’t need feminism you say?
How about I slap you with a fucking truck?
Unfun fact: the “Did your wife scare you last night?” picture is a Tumblr user I follow (and adore). The picture was, ever so shockingly, used without her consent. Jezebel even did a thingy about it. The people who make these ads seriously have zero shame.
Reblogging again for that last comment. Holy shit, I can’t believe they’d do something like that. Just because a photographer technically has the right to sell her images to whoever they wants doesn’t mean they should. I suppose respect just isn’t a given these days. :(
I hate media and I hate Peta
I have confidence in my jigglesquish!
The adventures of Lady Who Is Also a Knight and Willowy Poet Boyfriend! I like to think that they just play dumb medieval pranks on each other all the time. Willowy Poet Boyfriend usually does not grasp that she is pranking him until it is too late. He tries to get back at her by composing a catchy lay about how obsessed she is with pegging, and then realizes what he has done only when people start to look at him funny on the street. Willowy Poet Boyfriend is not the master of pranks.
Will Lady Who Is Also a Knight win her jousting match? Will I ever escape from relying on anachronisms for humor value? Will these adventures actually continue? Does reversing an established binary qualify as true transgression? The questions are endless! TUNE IN NEXT TIME (IF THERE IS A NEXT TIME) FOR MORE QUESTIONS AND NO ANSWERS
didnt yo momma teach you if you make a face long enough it’ll get stuc-oh wait HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HAh