Improbability Drive

Ask me anything   Erratic writer / wine enthusiast / occasional world traveler / shopping habit / periodically unemployed //

Welcome friends of both the Real Life and Online world, for the most part there's a lot of cute, funny things here that I like and then some stuff that makes me angry. I write fandom things for fun and sometimes there's a lot of flailing that goes on.

DON'T PANIC

"Nothing is so strong as gentleness and nothing is so gentle as real strength."
Ralph W. Sockman (via smallnark)

(Source: queerbaitingforgodot, via bleep0bleep)

— 23 minutes ago with 224 notes
halloweenjackconnell:

One of the best jokes from Ratatouille - wine too expensive to spit out in disgust.

halloweenjackconnell:

One of the best jokes from Ratatouille - wine too expensive to spit out in disgust.

(via joker-ace)

— 7 hours ago with 190991 notes
"

"Like your Zodiac sign?" Percy asked. "I’m a Leo."

"No, stupid," Leo said. "I’m a Leo. You’re a Percy."

"Will you two stop it?" Hazel chided.

"

The Blood of Olympus

in which we have Leo and Percy sass tag teaming

(via midnightinjapan)

(via lillithblack)

— 10 hours ago with 44 notes

Entitled

Me:This older generation pisses me off so much
Therapist:Why?
Me:Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
Therapist:And?
Me:And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
Therapist:Touche
— 1 day ago with 161906 notes

fer1972:

Today’s Classic: The Amazing Marble Sculptures of Gian Lorenzo Bernini (1598-1680)

1. The Rape of Proserpine

2. David

3. Apollo and Daphne

4. Longinus

5. Head of Medusa

6. Blessed Ludovica Albertoni

(via stoney321)

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